Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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