So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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