Can Purell be used as lube?
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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