Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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