My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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