Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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