Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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