just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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