I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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