I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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