Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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