well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
