Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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