is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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