why didn't you poke me back
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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