At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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