He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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