Pappa wants mamma naked
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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