If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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