my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
