I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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