I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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