ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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