I can tuck mytits in my pants
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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