do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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