I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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