well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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