found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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