I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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