She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Randomize
