My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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