in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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