yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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