if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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