if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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