He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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