i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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