i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
