giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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