dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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