Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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