The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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