Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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