You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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