bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
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