haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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