I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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