therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
