it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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