Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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