I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
