well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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