YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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