I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
