Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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