I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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