They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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